Shaded garmi ki vaja sy bhansoon ny daina kam kr dia hy. darr hy k dodh ki shortage ho jae ge to girls sy guzarish hy k vo is mushkil vaqt mein Govt. ka sath dain. . . . aur doodh boil krty vaqt waste hony sy bachaeen. . . ap apna zehen saaf rakheen

Rabb ne ik yaar banaya ae, jisnu main tere vich paya ae, tu mere dil vich inj samaya ae, jive 26 inch di bra vich zabardasti 38 inch da mumma fasaya hai

Ek aourat subha mohalay k hakeem k paas gayi or boli, Kia mere husband ko dawai aap ne de thee? Hakeem : haan Aourat : to phuda bhe apni maa ka dena tha

Properties of breast milk. 1. No need insert the sugar. 2. No need to boil it. 3. cats can not steal it. 4. its tax free. 5. It have no expiry date. 5. Available in beautiful packing. 6. buy one get one free.

Teacher to a Nursery Student: “Count from 1 to 10 & i”ll give u kiss.”Miss i will count from 1 to 1000,then Sleep one night with me Plzzz

Judge : Tum ne Apney Husband ko Qatal Q kia? Larki : Wo office se aya mujey Room may le ker gya Bed pe litaya Kapray utarey Meri Tangen uthaen aur kaha? “April Fool”

Adult messages 4 golden rulZzZz 1)Larki chahay jitni bhi lambi ho Lun lait kar he lay gi 2)Paisa Aur Nangi Larki jahan nazar aye matt choro 3)Lohay per Hathora aur Choot per Lora ussi waqt maro jub wo garam ho 4)Kissmat ki Karni Aur Chooth Ki Garmi kabhi nahee ruktee

Namaskar aaj ka taapmaan 44 degree hone ki sambhavana hai. Kripaya apni girlfriend ki bra me baraf daal k rakhe varna doodh fatney ka khatra hai.