Teacher: why are you late? Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull. Teacher(Angrily): Can\'t your dad to it? Student: No, only BULL can do it.

I\'ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)

A notice in a factory for girl workers. \"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work\"

Press down. down more deeper more YES ahh ohh yes Almost there! ooh baby faster harder FEEL GOOD? mmmm THAT\'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE

( \') / / in love ! / / ( ) ) , ( \') engaged / , \' ( ) ) married , - - . ( ) )\'(, )

Please ( ) press down! ( ) ) ( \') / / ( ) ) oh yeah !!! ( \')\'.:,\".;. / / \';\".\',,\' / / ooohhh ( ) ) baby ur good!

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.