Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you
e smiling! =)
Who Wants 2 B A
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can Believe u Did That!
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
Quickly see your driving license.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.